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Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

samzenpus posted more than 4 years ago | from the can't-stop-playing dept.

Medicine 380

Amanda Flowers always liked her Wii Fit but now she can't get enough of it. Amanda claims a fall from her balance board damaged a nerve and has left her suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. From the article: "The catering worker said: 'It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.' A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."

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380 comments

I might be able to help (5, Funny)

ls671 (1122017) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865164)

> Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester,

Dear Amanda,

Please contact me offline. Although I will be straight forward and admit right away that I can't cure you, I still have something that might help you live an happier life with the syndrome.

Truly yours,

Re:I might be able to help (5, Funny)

AnonymousClown (1788472) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865234)

I don't know dude. I didn't see any picture.

Re:I might be able to help (5, Funny)

ls671 (1122017) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865336)

No need to worry, this will be sorted out once she contacts me offline. I will ask her how much progress she had made so far with the Wii Fit, purely for diagnostic related reasons, of course.

Re:I might be able to help (5, Funny)

Cryacin (657549) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865410)

More importantly, I need steps to replicate. Now please excuse me, as I'm off to buy my wife a Wii Fit board as a just because present.

Re:I might be able to help (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865896)

More importantly, I need steps to replicate. Now please excuse me, as I'm off to buy my wife a Wii Fit board as a just because present.

Ditto.

Re:I might be able to help (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865914)

>>> I still have something that might help you live an happier life with the syndrome.

>>I don't know dude. I didn't see any picture.

>No need to worry, this will be sorted out once she contacts me offline.

Sounds more like the poster meant picture of what you're offering.

Re:I might be able to help (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31866002)

I knew I should have bought one of those damn things when I had the chance.

Re:I might be able to help (1)

Gerzel (240421) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866042)

So how ugly and unarousing are you?

Her problem is that she is aroused too much not that she is having trouble getting aroused.

Hold on (-1, Offtopic)

sopssa (1498795) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865176)

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

Oh wait a minute.. there's this gem.

Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.

Ah now I understand... The old I-want-sex-all-the-time trick to get men.

Too bad for her that almost every girl loves sex. I also rather date the women that are more discreet about it and act like a nice girl. They usually also tend to be the widlest regarding sex. From my teenager years and until now I've always loved cute and nice girls, and it was a real surprise to how open and playful they were. 69, hanging naked and touching and having sex every once in a while and having a remote controlled vibrator in their pants when we were outside - no problem.

I think she is just looking for a guy.

Re:Hold on (1)

gandhi_2 (1108023) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865556)

-1 Nauseating.

Re:Hold on (2, Insightful)

Abstrackt (609015) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865916)

-1 Nauseating.

Depends on your point of view I guess. Personally, I think if you haven't broken furniture at least once you're not doing it right.

Re:Hold on (5, Insightful)

zach_the_lizard (1317619) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865560)

Uhm, wait a second, this is Slashdot, we aren't supposed to talk about how we meet lovely women and sleep with them. We're supposed to all be bitter about having never gotten laid. Way to end the stereotypes!

Re:Hold on (5, Insightful)

c6gunner (950153) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865924)

Sheesh, get a room. Nobody wants to know about you and your RealDoll.

Queue the same joke over and over... (3, Insightful)

BitHive (578094) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865180)

"nice"

Re:Queue the same joke over and over... (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865644)

While queue could technically fit that sentence, I believe the word you were looking for was cue.

Re:Queue the same joke over and over... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865860)

d'oh, you're right of course. in my defense, I've been coding all day.

Check the source (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865214)

The Daily Star, seriously? Get your act together /.

Let's just rephrase this (4, Funny)

ZorbaTHut (126196) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865216)

Woman Claims Nerve Damage Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Doctors Unsurprised.

Woman Further Claims That Falling On The Floor Can Cause Nerve Damage. Doctors Still Unsurprised.

Woman Then Observes That Balancing On A Small Piece Of Plastic Can Result In Falling On The Floor. Doctors Remain Unsurprised.

Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

Have some compassion (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865320)

Woman Claims Nerve Damage Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Doctors Unsurprised.

Woman Further Claims That Falling On The Floor Can Cause Nerve Damage. Doctors Still Unsurprised.

Woman Then Observes That Balancing On A Small Piece Of Plastic Can Result In Falling On The Floor. Doctors Remain Unsurprised.

Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

Have some compassion.

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome [wikipedia.org] is very real. Imagine having an itch that you could never scratch away. An itch that was always there. Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

I went through 4 years of it in high-school, and would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

Re:Have some compassion (5, Funny)

MightyMartian (840721) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865374)

I went through 4 years of it in high-school, and would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

We all went through it through high school. It's called adolescence.

Re:Have some compassion (2, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865598)

I went through 4 years of it in high-school, and would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

We all went through it through high school. It's called adolescence.

*woooooosh*

Re:Have some compassion (5, Funny)

uberjack (1311219) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865802)

Some of us are still suffering from it.

29 years/old here. I have PTSD from High School (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31866086)

I started life as a 3rd-grade bully, never got good grades, deathly afraid of girls.

By 6th-grade, I was undisputed so became a nerd...could fix any DOS issue on the computers, and wrote QBasic tools on that 286 with it's 2MB of RAM; I watched guys around me start dating girls, for reasons I never new; they would do things with eachother that broke my heart for ever doing such to young girls that I thought had a more holy purpose in life.

By 9th-grade, I seen things that can't be unseen in High School; durring pep rallies, the girls did the nasty-dance while the teachers were looking, and this aggravated me to know that there are pederasts everywhere -- even young, 9th-grade pederasts oogling these sinful angels.

By 10th-grade, I left High School from the 3rd and last beating I would accept from Football team jocks, and I'm sick and tired of the computer teachers asking me to fix their computers for 2 summers in a row just so they can teach Turbo C++/Visual C+Basic Programming and Microsoft Office products.

By the Year 1999, I still aren't looking at people because that's what they want me to do -- I turned 18, and I kept that 1st Beer from that Strange neighbor of mine that I wouldn't drink until Year 2002 when I fought a DA in court.

By the Year 2009, I wonder what about women that I missed --- I look around, and retards everywhere are burned-out and going to their 10-year celebrations. I see a girl on Yahoo Personals that I remembered for her sinful activities, and she looks like a broken and used little thing that nobody would date because she just --- ugh, I can't explain it. It's so sad, and she looks at me through her photographs like she'ld been raped of her soul and all the guys had trampled her spirit in favor of other later-maturing flowers.

And now here's 2010, and I'm waiting for the 2k12 meteor to blow this Father-fucking rock out of the sky to become the asteroid belt and future rings around the moon.

Re:Have some compassion (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865432)

Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

Sounds just like being a dude to me.

Re:Have some compassion (1)

Ogre332 (145645) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865894)

Imagine having an itch that you could never scratch away. An itch that was always there. Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

This is Slashdot. You just described 99% of it's readership.

Re:Let's just rephrase this (1)

Brett Buck (811747) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865478)

Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

      Anything but dating a slashdotter.

       

Re:Let's just rephrase this (1)

dgatwood (11270) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865678)

So you're saying that the first poster really would help her, just not in the way he intended.

Worst Source Ever (3, Insightful)

Lord Byron II (671689) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865226)

The Star? Come on, really?

Why not the National Enquirer? Or the Globe?

Re:Worst Source Ever (0, Offtopic)

sopssa (1498795) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865260)

Maybe because, well, just read the "news".

Re:Worst Source Ever (4, Insightful)

madprof (4723) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865762)

I think that story is one of the best examples of British tabloid journalism you'll find. It's almost perfectly written, in fact.

Base, trashy and possibly bollocks. You can only find this high quality of bullshit in the British press. It's just got more...style.

Re:Worst Source Ever (1)

ElFizzo (1752454) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866052)

To cast further doubt on the story, consider the name. Amanda Flowers. Mandy Flowers. Man Deflowers. Yeah....no.

Quick! (5, Funny)

LearnToSpell (694184) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865236)

Shine a price scanner in her face! That's the cure.

Then she'll be horny *and* talk dirty all the time. :-D

Re:Quick! (5, Funny)

MRe_nl (306212) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865512)

Priceless.

Re:Quick! (-1, Redundant)

Crudely_Indecent (739699) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865592)

I'd like to second the "Priceless" comment above.

Re:Quick! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865624)

ahahahahahaha!!!

You owe me a new monitor!

This just in: (1)

bartyboy (99076) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865746)

Dr. Mario will be "administrating" the cure.

Slashdot must be hard up for news. (1)

bmk67 (971394) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865242)

Quoting the "Daily Star"? Seriously?

But, but, it's quality journalism (5, Funny)

meist3r (1061628) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865520)

Look here, several other thoroughly researched articles of the highest value to all of us:

How Jeremy Clarkson has a 10 inch dick [dailystar.co.uk]
How Katie Price's tits could explode during her diving holiday [dailystar.co.uk]
or
That Skinny Women really don't want to get fat [dailystar.co.uk]

m( - Facepalm emoticon

for sure (5, Funny)

Bill Dog (726542) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865244)

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester,...

She won't be single for long.

Re:for sure (1)

NicknamesAreStupid (1040118) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866000)

Someday, she is going to wake up from this with a seven pound, eight ounce hangover. Then let us see how aroused she is.

My wife asked for one for her birthday... (5, Funny)

damn_registrars (1103043) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865262)

... now I am definitely buying it for her this year!

Re:My wife asked for one for her birthday... (1)

Citizen of Earth (569446) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865396)

Good luck finding one after other women read this story.

Re:My wife asked for one for her birthday... (1)

misexistentialist (1537887) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865780)

Dude, you'll never keep up.

Re:My wife asked for one for her birthday... (1)

edunbar93 (141167) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865816)

Not me. My wife can already run circles around me when it comes to "persistent sexual arousal."

And the worst part is that she's been out of action since her C-section 4 weeks ago. When the doctor gives her the OK, I'm *so* dead.

Not that I mind *too* much. ;)

Woman has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome... (5, Funny)

DMUTPeregrine (612791) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865264)

Woman has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, now knows what it's like to be a man.

Re:Woman has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome... (2, Interesting)

Alcoholist (160427) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865810)

It's called summer in Canada. The girls here waste no time in peeling the layers off. It is magnificent.

Seriously, this is the Daily Star we're talking about here. "Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me." Uh-huh. Why is this news on Slashdot, again? oh wait...

Now comes the obligatory ... (2, Insightful)

sourcerror (1718066) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865272)

Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

And now the obligatory: Correlation doesn't mean causation.

Re:Now comes the obligatory ... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865574)

Admittedly this is a dumb comment, but what makes it offtopic? Correlation/causation is exactly what's at work here: the woman fell off her Wii Fit board, an event which correlated with the onset of her Persistent Sexual Arousal, and she's claiming the former caused the latter. Pretty much a textbook case if I ever saw one.

If this comment was to be modded down at all, it should at least be "Redundant", since I literally cannot fathom a story more about correlation/causation.

Re:Now comes the obligatory ... (2, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865702)

It is called the post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy.

Correlation doesn't mean causation is better applied to statistical measurements rather than single incidents IMO.

Plus or minus? (2, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865280)

The question is whether to post warning or pitch it as a benefit of using the Wii Fit. With the right ad they could be harder to find than a Tickle Me Elmo.

Re:Plus or minus? (1)

Robin47 (1379745) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865698)

The question is whether to post warning or pitch it as a benefit of using the Wii Fit. With the right ad they could be harder to find than a Tickle Me Elmo.

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Re:Plus or minus? (1)

dunng808 (448849) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865922)

Like the warnings about erections lasting longer than four hours. That must have shaken loose a bunch of fence sitters.

If "Dear Abbey" were a guy... (1)

Dogbertius (1333565) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865298)

Abbey: "And the problem here is.... ?"

Interesting article, but the boobs are better (-1)

Posting=!Working (197779) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865314)

It's gotta be true if it's in the Daily Star. (+0)

I mean, they've got a section full of naked boobs.(+5 Interesting)

It's the section marked "Babes" (moderation limit reached)
(moderation limit reached)
(moderation limit reached)
(moderation limit reached)
(moderation limit reached)

Can we let the moderation score go up to 1,000,000 and add the category +1, Boobs? I think I'd have just won Slashdot.

Not crazy (1)

slimjim8094 (941042) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865324)

This is definitely possible. I don't understand the slightly derogatory tone in the article/summary.

And the Wii Fit didn't cause the injury, a fall did.

Seriously, come on Slashdot. A stupid article summarized stupidly. This is no different than if she had bumped a knee and damaged a nerve, and was left with minor parasthesia (pins and needles).

Oh, it's samzenpus. Carry on.

ot: what's with all the stupid stories today?

Re:Not crazy (2, Insightful)

Angua (1732766) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865622)

This is definitely possible. I don't understand the slightly derogatory tone in the article/summary.

Well, the derogatory tone in the article is par for the course for this particular rag. I think there is some kind of a rule that the Daily Star, the Daily Mail and a few others have to publish at least one perpetual arousal symptom story per month (the sufferer is always young, female and unattached). Then there is the story about the adulterer, from the mistress' point of view but trashing her nevertheless, the fat lady trying every diet possible story... etc. These stories are all pretty sordid, sad and derogatory toward women. I hate them, but they have a very distinct, disturbing pull...

And finally, since I'm on a rant, TFA isn't even an article, it's a friggin' blurb advertising an article in a magazine!

Seriously.

Oh my god!! (5, Funny)

aBaldrich (1692238) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865354)

if(Slashdot && Vaginas){
if(sleeping){
wakeup();
else
panic();
}

Re:Oh my god!! (4, Insightful)

lee1 (219161) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865620)

You need one more of these:

}

Re:Oh my god!! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865928)

Fail.

Maybe it was supposed to be a continuing crowd-sourced forum story.

hmm (2, Funny)

zippthorne (748122) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866090)

Taking the braces off is a good first step to resolving the particular issue, though....

Re:Oh my god!! (2, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865670)


if(Slashdot && Vaginas){
  if(sleeping){
    wakeup();
  }
  else{
    panic();
  }
}

There, FTFY.

Wii fit caused? (5, Informative)

wisnoskij (1206448) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865360)

The board would cause a concussion as well if I hit someone over the head with it.
This is hardly news, or related to Wii fit.

Clumsy woman falls down and hurts herself, stop the presses!

Only line I can think of (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865380)

"I'll have what she's having."

Re:Only line I can think of (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31866046)

You're showing your age.

Bodily fluids? (3, Interesting)

ZeBam.com (1790466) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865394)

One might wonder about the persistent production of certain fluids.

Brilliant advertising by Nintendo (1)

JumpDrive (1437895) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865412)

I bet they paid or pay her a lot of money. If I was the CEO I would? Just here have a million.
I'm sure that Apple, MS and various others will get on board.
It's been known for a long time though that woman who use linux are hotter than most. I'll testify to that plus the fact that when a woman I'm dating uses Linux , I want to mow her lawn , pay her bills, vacuum, and do dishes. Linux is evil?
But who can I sue.

Re:Brilliant advertising by Nintendo (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865654)

Maybe you can sue your english teachers for utterly failing to teach you how to properly use a question mark? Nah, probably not?

In a Related Article (0, Redundant)

Mirrim (1560587) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865424)

Nintendo announces sudden run on Wii Fit by middle-aged and older women. Production at all factories will be ramped up to meet the additional demand.

All I can say is... (3, Interesting)

denobug (753200) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865480)

Is she really complaining or is she bragging like Sally Albright in the restaurant?

Re:All I can say is... (1)

Arthur Grumbine (1086397) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865984)

Is she really complaining or is she bragging like Sally Albright in the restaurant?

After googling that, I'm convinced that you must have believed that you were posting here [oxygen.com] . This is Slashdot. Nerds, and whatnot. Sorry.

So let me get this straight (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865504)

You suffer from persistent sexual arousal symptom?

Cure for PSAS in Women Known for Years (1)

wdhowellsr (530924) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865518)

Kids, the natural birth control.

Persistant sexual arousal... (1)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865528)

You say that as if you think it's a bad thing!

If she fell off of... (1)

TavisJohn (961472) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865530)

A foot stool, would she claim it was the footstool's fault?

A step, high heels... There are soo many other ways she could have fallen and gotten hurt the same way.

So I am unimpressed that it was the WiiFit board is the problem.

Too many? (2, Funny)

useless4321 (1497401) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865570)

This is the first and only time a woman will complain of having too many orgasms.

Re:Too many? (4, Funny)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865688)

Must just be you... I have to listen to women complaining about having too many orgasms all the time!

Re:Too many? (2, Funny)

ZeBam.com (1790466) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865864)

Uh huh. Right. I can hear it now:

"Oh god no! please not another one! stop! stop! get off me! oh god, oh god, no! stop! not another one!..."
etc.

Re:Too many? (4, Funny)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865912)

I can hear it right now too... Damn, what is that couple next door doing?!?

Re:Too many? (1)

Abstrackt (609015) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865934)

Must just be you... I have to listen to women complaining about having too many orgasms all the time!

Let me guess, you sell vibrators too.

Re:Too many? (1)

zippthorne (748122) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866116)

So.. you're a rapist?

I smell a rat. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865600)

The "Daily Star" has all the appearances of what we in the states would call a "tabloid", one of those magazines sold in grocery stores to people of limited intellect.

Has slashdot begun accepting such "news" sources? (or, are my assumptions about this publication false?)

Yeeeessss (1)

codepunk (167897) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865628)

I am headed out to buy a couple of dozen Wii fit boards for my wife.

Re:Yeeeessss (1)

FunkyRider (1128099) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865800)

Maybe she will fall to damage some other nervs that she will never want to have sex ever again. There there will be a big problem.....

Re:Yeeeessss (2, Funny)

codepunk (167897) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865938)

No that would be called a zero sum game, nothing lost for trying.

I would love to help her (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865690)

If she needs help at all please call Bill at 315-564-2001

I would be very willing to help her out any way I could. I do this as an act of mercy to help relieve this poor injured woman.

And in other news, Wii sales triple over night (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865724)

Boom, tish!

Problem? (1)

Bubba_87 (1224670) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865764)

Im honestly not sure where the problem with this lies. I mean, im sure her husband is pretty happy about this.

Re:Problem? (2, Insightful)

jjohnson (62583) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865798)

He was happy for the first few days. Now he's just desperate for a good night's sleep.

Re:Problem? (1)

Bubba_87 (1224670) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865882)

Tis probably true. Id be in paradise though =)

I'm not sure I trust this "News" source... (1)

Kelson (129150) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865852)

...I mean, the word "News" really is in scare quotes on their "More 'News' Here..." button. And that's considering that there's just one source, and British newspapers make things up [psychologytoday.com] .

I call bullshit! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865866)

Its coming from the British rag - Daily Star. 'nuff said.

She probably fell off the Wii Fit and onto a huge dildo mounted on the coffee table... That sounds more plausible.

Shenanigans (1)

93 Escort Wagon (326346) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865898)

I refuse to believe this story until I have this woman's phone number and street address.

And a photo.

Rumble Pad (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865902)

Take *that* Sony Vibrate function.

um. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31865910)

No thanks. If it's in the Daily Star she's probably an overweight chav with all the urine stained charm of the bathroom floor at a trance concert.

I know the feeling. (3, Funny)

BitterOak (537666) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865930)

Chatroulette did the same thing to me.

Only men could find humor in this article (3, Insightful)

NicknamesAreStupid (1040118) | more than 4 years ago | (#31865964)

Q. What do you call a "male nymphomaniac"?
A. Redundant.

"View Picture" link instead of "Read More" scary! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31866020)

I was scared to click Slashdot's usual "Read More" link which read in this case "View Picture"... nsfw? Whew...

Slashdot to the rescue (3, Funny)

AVryhof (142320) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866060)

I bet once she sees some Slashdotters, any sexual arousal she might suffer from will quickly recede.

A paradigm shift in Kung Foo techniques (1)

CODiNE (27417) | more than 4 years ago | (#31866066)

If you thought the Touch of Death was hardcore you ain't seen nothin yet!

I think you maybe missing the point.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#31866104)

If they're already aroused to the point of orgasm, why would they need.... you?!

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  • dl
  • dt
  • dd
  • em
  • strong
  • tt
  • blockquote
  • div
  • quote
  • ecode

"ecode" can be used for code snippets, for example:

<ecode>    while(1) { do_something(); } </ecode>
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